call me out post

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【the ❝CALL ME OUT❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to inspire muses.



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♛ refer to the list above for active muses. ♛ post "calling" one of them out — you can do so by putting their name in the subject line! ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or wait to see where things go. meme code.

Comments

[xfactor]

[wow she's not stupid you just needed motivation to get your butt into gear okok

but anyway

huff] The least you could do is sound less creepy about it, you know. If you want to be skeevy, I can easily just put my normal clothes back on and leave.

[Don't test her--]

[cybernyatick]

Alright, alright. Sheesh, you could really profit from learning how to take a joke, you know.

[Cause it was totally a joke. Yeah!]

[xfactor]

Shut up. I can take a joke just fine.

[huff huff!! But whatever...! She'll take that as her cue to go ahead and slip out the door. There's your swimsuit, Sigma...!!]

[cybernyatick]

Holy shit.

[There's so many things that could be said about this. Holy shit it's hot. Holy shit swimsuit. But mostly...]

... I knew you weren't a C cup!

[xfactor]

[must resist the urge to roundhouse kick you in the face]

Oh shut the hell up. I bet you're not "packing twelve inches," either -- or even two, for that matter.

[ooOOooOooOoooh]

[cybernyatick]

More like two plus two times two. Just because you're small, it doesn't mean everyone else is.

[xfactor]

[yeah no!!]

To what, the power of zero? Besides, having small breasts isn't bad or anything. Sure saves me a load of back trouble.

[cybernyatick]

You've gotta have a nice handful! Otherwise, what's the point? There's nothing to squeeze at all!

[xfactor]

[wow]

You're disgusting, you know that? It's not like they're made just for you anyway.

[cybernyatick]

You're putting emphasis on my size too! By that logic, you're thinking my dick is made just for you too. What, do you want a big one to go with how small you are?

[xfactor]

Of course not.

[She was just trying to get back at him for calling her out on her size, okay?! Sheesh!]

Look, can we just drop the subject before I drop my foot on your head?

[cybernyatick]

Yeah, yeah.

[Whatever!!]

At least you can pull off a swimsuit well.

[xfactor]

Whatever.

[...8T]

But thanks, I guess.

[cybernyatick]

Maybe you should invest in one of those that push them up, though...

[xfactor]

Excuse me?

[she heard that!!]

[cybernyatick]

What? I didn't say anything.

[not at all!!]

[xfactor]

[lies and slander]

I'm not deaf, you know. And it's not like I'm trying to impress anyone, and I'm perfectly comfortable with my wardrobe and appearance. [HUFF HUFF]

[cybernyatick]

It's not really a matter of impressing anyone, as much as not being a liar.

[xfactor]

I'm not a liar. It's just that my breast size is none of your business.

[so she can lie about it all she wants!!

which means yeah she's a liar oops]

Whatever. Let's just drop it, okay?

[cybernyatick]

Fine, fine.

[Now what. Uhh.]

Wanna... go swimming, I guess?

[xfactor]

You brought a swimsuit?

[cybernyatick]

I'm a guy. I can just swim in my boxers.

[xfactor]

[Touche.]

Right. Well... Sure, I guess. I wouldn't mind.

[cybernyatick]

Alright!

[Phi, all wet... ! Huff huff.]

Should we go find a spot then?

[xfactor]

[ew]

Sure. You're the one who wanted to to begin with though, so... lead the way.