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[wow she's not stupid you just needed motivation to get your butt into gear okok
but anyway
huff] The least you could do is sound less creepy about it, you know. If you want to be skeevy, I can easily just put my normal clothes back on and leave.
You're putting emphasis on my size too! By that logic, you're thinking my dick is made just for you too. What, do you want a big one to go with how small you are?
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but anyway
huff] The least you could do is sound less creepy about it, you know. If you want to be skeevy, I can easily just put my normal clothes back on and leave.
[Don't test her--]
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[Cause it was totally a joke. Yeah!]
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[huff huff!! But whatever...! She'll take that as her cue to go ahead and slip out the door. There's your swimsuit, Sigma...!!]
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[There's so many things that could be said about this. Holy shit it's hot. Holy shit swimsuit. But mostly...]
... I knew you weren't a C cup!
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Oh shut the hell up. I bet you're not "packing twelve inches," either -- or even two, for that matter.
[ooOOooOooOoooh]
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To what, the power of zero? Besides, having small breasts isn't bad or anything. Sure saves me a load of back trouble.
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You're disgusting, you know that? It's not like they're made just for you anyway.
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[She was just trying to get back at him for calling her out on her size, okay?! Sheesh!]
Look, can we just drop the subject before I drop my foot on your head?
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[Whatever!!]
At least you can pull off a swimsuit well.
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[...8T]
But thanks, I guess.
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[she heard that!!]
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[not at all!!]
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I'm not deaf, you know. And it's not like I'm trying to impress anyone, and I'm perfectly comfortable with my wardrobe and appearance. [HUFF HUFF]
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[so she can lie about it all she wants!!
which means yeah she's a liar oops]
Whatever. Let's just drop it, okay?
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[Now what. Uhh.]
Wanna... go swimming, I guess?
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Right. Well... Sure, I guess. I wouldn't mind.
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[Phi, all wet... ! Huff huff.]
Should we go find a spot then?
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Sure. You're the one who wanted to to begin with though, so... lead the way.
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