random scenario meme

[gage]

THE RANDOM SCENARIO MEME


- Post your character, name and lemme know who you want!
- Go to RNG and enter 1-7 for a scene type, and 1-20 for a scene to play out.
- Have fun!

TYPE OF SCENE.
① Action → Gun fights, bar brawls, fights to the death are all possible scenarios.
② Angst → Characters suffer emotionally or physically from relationships breaking up, death, injury, etc. Hurt and comfort themes are included.
③ Crack → Genderswaps, super powers, sudden compulsions are all possible outcomes.
④ Fluff → Something that is devoid of angst. It's light-hearted and might have the overtone of romance.
⑤ Gen → General fun, things that didn't fit in the other categories.
⑥ Sex → First times, kinks, even dubcon are all possible themes of sex related scenarios.
⑦ Your choice → Think of your own scenario, choose one of the above or make a combo even!



ACTION.
① Zombies → It's the zombie apocalypse, lock and load!
② Bar brawl → You had one too many drinks, said something wrong, and now you're being asked to take it outside.
③ Chase → You're caught in a high speed chase.
④ Gun fight → You're caught in a big shoot-out.
⑤ Fight with a friend → You're fighting with a friend, all out.
⑥ Interrogation → You're being interrogated for some offense you've done.
⑦ Aliens → Aliens are attacking and you're not going to take your probe laying down!
⑧ Final battle → This is it. The battle that will end all the fighting for you. Will you win? Will you get that peace you want?
⑨ Training → You're not actually fighting, just training for the inevitable.
⑩ No hope → You know this fight has no hope. It's not going to end well for anyone involved, but you can't turn away.
⑪ Sneaking in → You're stealing a diamond or sneaking in to kick some bad guy butt, but whatever it is, you have to practice stealth.
⑫ Blue wire → You're faced with a bomb that needs to be disarmed.
⑬ Fight for honor → You've been disgraced or someone you care about has, so it's time to fight for honour.
⑭ Showdown → Time for a cowboy-style showdown. Whoever draws the fastest wins.
⑮ War → You're caught in the middle of a war here. Remember to keep your chin up and keeping fighting.
⑯ Apocalypse → The apocalypse finally happened and now you're left to scavenge and fight for whatever is left.
⑰ Sabotage → It's time to sabotage someone's plan! How is entirely up to you. Do you set up a bomb in their toilet? Do you double cross them at the last minute?
⑱ Big damn hero → You know you have to handle this one alone, so that means disarming or knocking unconscious the person who wants to join you.
⑲ Fight club → You know the rules... you're in an underground fighting ring and you're fighting with all you've got.
⑳ Threaten → You've just been sent here to rough them up a little, threaten them into behaving.



ANGST.
① Injury / illness → Your character has become injured or ill! To what extent is the mun's choice.
② Last moments → You character has been gravely injured and this is their last chance to say their last words.
③ Depression → Your character is depressed, what actions they take is up to the mun.
④ Betrayed → You character has been betrayed by the other. How do they react?
⑤ Tortured → Your character is being tortured and needs rescuing or at least a sympathetic ear to help him through it.
⑥ Jealousy → Your character is feeling jealous and must deal with it, how will they do it?
⑦ Breakup! → This relationship has gone as far as it can, it's time to breakup.
⑧ Broken → For whatever reason, the character is broken, mentally or or physically.
⑨ Fight → You can't even be in the same room as your friend or lover without arguing anymore.
⑩ Lost → You lost the biggest fight of your life and now all you can do is try to pick up the pieces.
⑪ Worst nightmare → Whatever you fear the most is now real or maybe you're just trapped in a dream together, but whatever it is, it feels too real.
⑫ Addicted → You're addicted to something, alcohol, drugs, sex, whatever. It's destroying your life and you can't do anything to stop it.
⑬ Hurt you → You're being forced to hurt someone you love either by betraying them or even being forced to shout things you don't mean. It's for their own good in the end though.
⑭ Separation → You were forced to leave this person for their own safety and while you've been miserable without them, you really didn't mean to run into them again... maybe it was by accident or you were watching them from afar this whole time.
⑮ Becoming a monster → You are slowly changing, becoming a monster: vampire, zombie, demon, something you can't recover from and no-one can help you.
⑯ Frozen → You are entirely helpless, frozen, to stop some kind of disaster.
⑰ Prison → You were very bad and now it's time to pay the price by turning yourself in or maybe the law just finally caught up to you.
⑱ Fear → You're not sure why, but you are suddenly terrified and you can't deal with it. You need help.
⑲ Hated → You are now hated by the person you loved the most.
⑳ Down and out → You're living on the streets, you've hit rock bottom, and you don't know what to do.



CRACK.
① Sexswap → Uh-oh, you're suddenly the opposite sex!
② Forced confessions → No matter what it is and no matter how hard you resist, you're going to be compelled to spill some deep dark secret!
③ Mind-reading → You've suddenly got the ability to read minds!
④ Animal → You're suddenly part animal or transformed into an animal!
⑤ Awkward pick-up lines → You're compelled to use bad pickup lines on whoever is closest!
⑥ Back in School / Graduated → You're suddenly back in school! Or if you were already in it, you've aged and long since graduated!
⑦ Vampires, werewolves, and zombies, oh my! → You're suddenly a vampire, werewolf, or zombie! Maybe even a demon or a devil, whatever creepy crawly you can think of. What do you do now?
⑧ Ghost → You're suddenly a ghost or at least invisible. What are you going to do with this new ability?
⑨ Awkward conversations → So did you just fart or what? Any conversation goes, as long as it's embarrassing and awkward.
⑩ Crossdressing → For whatever reason, you're suddenly dressed in clothes of the opposite sex.
⑪ Suddenly naked → Oops! Your clothes are suddenly gone.
⑫ Suddenly a kid → You're a kid again! Have fun with that second childhood.
⑬ Fortune cookie → You've suddenly received a note with something that will happen in the future, either precise or vague.
⑭ Super power → And suddenly you're like Superman! Any power goes.
⑮ Bodyswap → Somehow you've changed bodies with the other person.
⑯ Back in time → Somehow, you wound up in the past again. Do you try to correct something or just sit and wait for time to jump? Maybe it jumps to various points in your life or maybe you actually think you're back in the day. Have fun, run wild with the idea!
⑰ To the future → Is it everything you've dreamed? Is it horrible? Whatever happens, you're here to witness what happens to you in the future. Either you take the place of your future self or you're just there to watch. Might cause some confusion if people start seeing double though...
⑱ Angels, mermaids, and fairies! → You're not necessary something dark or evil. You're just something different. How do you deal?
⑲ Locked in a closet → For some reason, you're locked up in a closet with someone else. Do you make nice and try to figure your way out or what?
⑳ Finger trap → You're caught in a Chinese finger trap... with somebody else! You can't figure out how to get loose either... have fun with that.



FLUFF.
① Cuddling → For whatever reason, characters feel like being close and cuddling.
② Pillow talk → After the main event, characters are up for some pillow talk.
③ Celebration → Anniversary or some other big event is taking place and characters want to celebrate!
④ Love confession → Someone has finally decided to confess their love and today is the day!
⑤ Appreciation → You feel the need to show appreciation for that person closest to you, even if it's just a pat on the back.
⑥ Apologies → You made a mistake and now it's time to make it up in some way you know the other can't refuse!
⑦ Get back together → Why did you break up again exactly? Whatever the reason, it was a huge mistake and you both know you can work through it.
⑧ Date night → You've planned for a wonderful night together and you can't wait to get it started.
⑨ Family → You've either found out you're pregnant or you've already got that addition to your family.
⑩ Marriage → You're just about to get hitched or maybe you're enjoying your honeymoon. Maybe you've been together for years now! Whatever the case, it's time for that next big step.
⑪ Meeting again → It's time for that happy reunion finally!
⑫ Love at first sight → For whatever reason, you are now insanely in love with the first person you set eyes on.
⑬ Flirtation → You can't resist to do a little bit of harmless flirtation all of a sudden.
⑭ In the snow → Look outside! It's a winter wonderland, so why not go out and play in it?
⑮ Engagement → You've planned it all out and now it's time to finally pop the question.
⑯ Friendly games → You've set up the game station or board games for a friendly competition!
⑰ Gift → Time to give that special someone a gift just because.
⑱ Recovery → You're taking care of someone who's just recovered from some illness or injury.
⑲ Healing → Time to help mend that someone who's been through hell and back.
⑳ Better than ever → You've finally got everything you've ever wanted here. What is your ideal life and who does it include?



GEN.
① Nice meeting you → It's your first time meeting this person! You bumped into each other on the street, in a bar, at work... whatever!
② Drinks → You're out for drinks! Or just chilling at home with some beers. Wherever!
③ Lost → You're lost and you kind of need help finding your way to where you're going. A little help with directions?
④ Costume party → You're at a costume party, both of you are wearing masks. Do you keep the anonymity or take it off and see whose company you've been enjoying?
⑤ Wrong number → Oops, actually you didn't mean to call that person...
⑥ Drunk → You're already drunk! Drunk dialing, stumbling into someone, showing up unexpected... what type of drunk are you anyway? Aggressive, loving, happy? How does the other react?
⑦ Old friends → you haven't seen this person in a long time!
⑧ Rivals → you're suddenly rivals! Or maybe you have been all along...
⑨ Problems → you've got a problem with each other, just got in a huge fight, whatever. Try to work it out!
⑩ What are your intentions... → This person? They're dating a close friend, family member, etc. You need to find out if they're going to hurt them! Or you need to discuss your friend/family's dating choice.
⑪ I saw you → you saw the other person doing something bad and you need to confront them about it.
⑫ Sorry but no → the other person has feelings that you just don't share. They don't necessarily have to be romantic... maybe you just don't agree with their sudden desire to quit their job and start a business making tiny, fuzzy teddy bears.
⑬ My hero → you need to tell this person how much they mean to you. They've been your best friend or your role model your whole life and they need to know.
⑭ Enabler → you're enabling the other (or each other) to do something bad, really bad. Addiction, stealing, killing, or just any other self-destructive behavior.
⑮ Cooking → Time for an impromptu cooking lesson!
⑯ Oh, sure, I remember you... → It's that awkward moment when someone comes up and seems to know you, but you have no idea who they even are!
⑰ Rescue! → One of you was in trouble, but you came to the rescue!
⑱ Boss → One of you works under the other. Is your relationship good? Are you scheming things? Or do you hate each other?
⑲ Perfect crime → You and the other person have just pulled off the perfect crime... or you're planning to! What are you doing? The heist of the century, an assassination?
⑳ Movies → movie night! Maybe it's a sleepover. Whichever the case, it's time to eat a lot and have fun.



SEX.
① First time → it's your first time together or your first time ever! Enjoy the awkward times!
② Bondage → You and your partner decide to experiment a little with ropes or handcuffs or whatever you'd like to tie your partner up with.
③ Rough / Aggressive → Your characters want it rough.
④ Romantic → Slow and gentle, meaningful, that's how characters want it.
⑤ Dubcon → Character A wants Character B and it doesn't really matter if Character B wants it as bad or not.
⑥ In public → Characters feel like taking a risk and doing it in a public place.
⑦ Roleplay → Naughty nurse fetish? Pirate kink? You and your partner decide to try it out now!
⑧ Healing → You've both fought hard or gone through a rough time and it's time to get some R&R in.
⑨ Last time → This is the last time you're going to this because you're breaking up or maybe your lover is running off to sacrifice their lives in some heroic way. The possibilities are endless, but you better make this one count.
⑩ No strings attached → You're just friends with benefits. Nothing wrong with that, right?
⑪ Anonymous → You met in a restroom or bar, any location of your choosing, but you don't even know each other's names.
⑫ Toys → You're eager to try something new, so why not toys?
⑬ Aphrodisiacs → You've been slipped a strong aphrodisiac somehow and now you absolutely cannot control yourself.
⑭ Show → You're putting on a show by either doing it right in the club or filming it for a bunch of people.
⑮ Ménage à trois → It's time for that threesome you've always dreamed of.
⑯ Non-penetrative → Frottage, handjobs, whatever you want to try out.
⑰ Controlled → You are under mind control and must do whatever your lover asks of you.
⑱ Hate sex → It's not just rough or aggressive, you absolutely cannot stand each other.
⑲ Extreme → Fisting, knife play, whatever you can think of so long as it tests the boundaries.
⑳ Fantasy → This is just a fantasy, a dream, and you know it, but what is your ideal fantasy and how willing is your partner?

Comments

7 for sycamore, i play by my own rules

[aspertia]

[ while Mei did have duties as Champion to uphold and movies to make for her fans back in Unova, she was still a Trainer with a Pokedex to fill, first and foremost. that meant that she was a helper to Professor Juniper, and that she'd do whatever she could to help with her research!

while it wasn't often that she was asked to run such a huge errand, a trip to Kalos' capital was something that she just couldn't pass up. the region was a place that she had dreamed of visiting since she was little, and the very notion of being able to take in the sights, sounds, smells and tastes of Kalosian culture was enough for her to say yes.

the errand involved taking delivering some important documents on Juniper's behalf and acting as a sort of foreign diplomat on behalf of Unova, which was fine in her books. she'd show Kalos just how refined she could be and take the region by storm! it would also be a chance to catch some new, cute Pokemon that couldn't be found in her home region. what wasn't there to like?

after spending a few days catching Pokemon in nearby routes and navigating Lumiose City's winding roads, her first stop is to deliver some files and research samples to the Sycamore Pokemon Lab. she had heard rumours about the up-and-coming Professor, and was a bit eager in learning if they were true. she opens the door to the lab, strolling in curiously. ]

Hello? Anyone in here?

[megastone]

[Of course, Sycamore was always happy to meet new trainers as well. Especially ones that are good enough that they can become a Champion, much like the one he entrusted not one, but two starters to.

That's why as soon as she steps in, he outstretches his arms wide, in a very dramatic show of--]

Ah, boujour! Welcome, welcome. It's an honor to finally meet the famous Champion of Unova!

[He'll walk forward towards her, a hand across his chest to give a bow, before holding his hand out to her.]

Or rather... Mei, was it? I've heard much about you from Aurea. Welcome to my lab, and more importantly, to the region of Kalos! I trust that you've been enjoying your time here so far?

[aspertia]

[ oh. oh wow. those rumours weren't just true, but they certainly didn't do him any justice... if she were to be frank, he was gorgeous. topped off with how welcoming he was and the fact that he was a professor, and it was easy for Mei to lose the words that she had formed in her head for a moment. ]

Oh! Um... yep! That's me. [ she takes his hand for a shake, though a bit hesitant. beauty sure could be intimidating. ] Everything's been great so far... Kalos is everything I expected and more!

[megastone]

[It can be! And actions speak much louder than words, which is why after that light shake, he'll lean down and pull her hand to his mouth to peck it lightly.]

Ah, forgive me if that was a bit too forward. I forget that such a thing isn't as common as it is here.

[Even so, he's smiling.]

Very good, very good! I'm very glad to hear that. I'm sure you've tried everything this place has to offer so far, non? If not, I urge you to do so! The food here is something you can't experience anywhere else in the world.

Even so, I'm sure you've come here on more important business than just trying the local cuisine and taking in the sights, so please, don't let me keep you from that for too long.

[aspertia]

N-no, it's okay! I don't mind! [ don't mind her, she's just gonna scream internally for a little while. while she usually wouldn't be this bashful, it was a little hard not to be... he's just so suave. ]

I have a little checklist of all the regular tourist stuff, but I keep discovering so many new things as I go along! Lumiose alone has so much stuff to do, y'know?

[ but his words snap her out of her daze. ] Oh, right, the documents! Gotcha. [ she rummages through her bag, pulling out the laminated files and a small container of soil samples. ]

I think this is everything!

4-13, hue hue hue

[lumiose]

[ it wasn't a secret that Professor Sycamore was one of the most eligible bachelors in Kalos. just walking along the main street of Lumiose City and listening to the chatter of locals and tourists alike was enough to prove it, and for good reason. looks, smarts, and a charming personality were tough to come by in a complete package.

Serena and Shauna had gossiped about him before in the privacy of their Holocaster conversations, but it was clear that Serena was the more outgoing of the two. because of that, she had made it a bit of a game with herself to make her Pokédex evaluation visits a little interesting - a cute smile here, a giggle there... flirting, in layman's terms, though she'd never admit to it. she wasn't sure if the Professor had noticed it yet, but it was fun to do either way.

today's visit is a planned one - she had spent a few weeks in Kiloude City thanks to the TMV Pass he had given her, and had plenty of new catches to report. she's also toting along a box of éclairs, because why not. she rides up the elevator's familiar floors, and steps into his office with her best smile. ]

Hello? Anyone home?

yeeeee

[megastone]

[Of course he managed to catch on eventually. Who wouldn't, especially a man with his experiences with flirting. It was all too obvious at this point, really. He can't say he really minded the fun little jabs by her, and at this point, he figured it might even be okay enough to have a little fun of his own in return.

Granted, he still wasn't sure about something like that, but playfully flirting never hurt anyone. Right?]

Ah, bonjour Serena! It's good to see you again. [And of course, since it's planned, he knew exactly why she was here. She stopped by for this sort of thing a lot lately.]

You've come by to have me evaluate your Pokédex again, haven't you?

[lumiose]

Same here. It feels like it's been weeks, hasn't it?

[ her smile brightens significantly once he's in view, and she quickly breaks into a hurried jog to get closer. ]

You guessed right! There's lots of new entries in it... but I figured I'd bring something nice for us to share to sweeten the deal. Hope you don't mind. [ she holds up the box of éclairs, her smile turning into a small smirk. ]

[megastone]

Mm! It has. It's been quite lonely here, I have to admit. I've been growing more used to your visits as of late.

[Though oh! He is surprised by the sudden box of treats. But he doesn't mind. If anything, his smile seems to be as sweet as the éclairs that she brought.]

Of course! I don't mind at all.

[He'll even stand! Moving towards here, getting extra close... he takes her chin in his hand, leaning in...]

But I might get cavities, from having both these éclairs and someone as sweet as you nearby. I'll have to be careful.

[He can flirt too, you know. Though, he back up a bit, giving her a headpat, and smiling.]

7 I guess. Want to talk about murders, Adachi?

[luminol]

[Maybe she's on vacation in Japan, maybe they're in America, maybe they're in some unnamed panfandom game world, who knows. The fact of the matter is there's a crime scene--police tape everywhere and everything--and that has Ema's attention faster than anything. ...Well, maybe not anything. Any mention of Edgeworth would probably get her attention just as fast.

But either way, after pushing her way toward the front of the crowd of people that have gathered to see just what happened, Ema's trying to get a good look at just what happened here. Unfortunately, from her position, a lot of the more interesting stuff was blocked off. Was this a recent crime scene, did they just discover a body, do they have an idea who the victim was, is the investigation being carried out scientifically? These are all very important questions she has to ask, because if there's a chance to help out--scientifically, of course--there's no way she'll pass that up. She'll be put on this case if she has anything to say about it. So, turning to what looks like the nearest police officer around--]

Hey! Whose crime scene is this? Has there been a prosecutor assigned already, or at the very least, do you know who the lead detective is? I need to talk with them!

[worldlyfool]

[Well, the last thing he was expecting was some girl to suddenly burst into the crime scene. Especially when he was just hanging out by himself, talking to the other officers, and Dojima wasn't even around. Her sudden questions get him pretty flustered, not even sure how to respond with the sudden flurry of them.]

W-Whoa! Slow down, miss. You realize there's protocol for this kinda thing, right? I mean, I can't go giving out information to just anyone. Dojima-san would kill me.

[luminol]

[She's been hanging around lawyers for too long to not be able to catch something like that. So naturally, the name "Dojima" catches her attention. If he mentioned him with giving out information, that must mean--]

Dojima... He must be the one in charge of this crime scene, right? Where is he? The longer you wait to investigate properly, the better the chances of some of the crime scene being disturbed!

[worldlyfool]

W-Wait, did I say Dojima? I meant...

[... Oh forget it. A regular sleuth huh.]

Alright, ya got me. Anyway... Dojima-san forgot something at the station and had to go grab it, so he should be back soon to properly investigate.

4-13 is what it gave me, come on adachi

[coreopsideae]

[Dahlia Hawthorne wasn't really one to bother with things like flirting. When she did, it was a means to an end and nothing more. It was useful on more than one occasion, to find her way out of stickier situations. She couldn't say much for its effect on members of the same sex, but flattery and feigning innocence seemed to work on nearly every man she's needed something from. If Dahlia Hawthorne could be considered a master of anything--it was questionable, really, given her record, but she thought very highly of herself, and if it hadn't been for Mia Fey, she would be perfectly fine--it was using those exact methods to get what she wanted.

She might not need help in the sense that she had in the past. It's not as if she's killed a defense attorney and needed to hide the evidence or anything. But finding herself in this place--wherever they actually are in musebox-land--without knowing what to make of it meant she could use someone around to help out. Help out, of course, meant do what she told them to do; it wasn't as if she actually thought she needed real help, she'd always done things on her own, and cooperation had only brought trouble.

Looking at her surroundings, there was one person who did stand out as a possibility. He looked as if he fit most of her usual checklist, and to top it off, she was sure she'd seen him looking in her direction a few times while she'd been minding her own business. So, Dahlia makes her way toward Adachi, looking up at him shyly before averting her gaze when she begins to speak.]

Um... I'm terribly sorry, but I couldn't help but notice you looking at me... was there something you needed?

he's got this

[worldlyfool]

[While Adachi was indeed taking peeks over her way, he didn't really expect her to notice. Or notice enough to come over and talk to him, of all things. Most cute girls don't even give him a second look and just brush him off, but... someone wasn't doing that? He wasn't being rejected? Oh boy.]

N-No, sorry. I didn't need anything in particular, you just stood out in the crowd around here.

[Mostly 'cause cute girl, but the hair color was different than usual also! Totally valid.]

will he destroy evidence for her, this is the real question

[coreopsideae]

[Stuttering and denying it, there's no way she can deny that he really is probably the type she's looking for. She'd just have to stick with the act to see just how useful he could be.

She looks back up at him, seemingly a bit disappointed by his answer.]

Oh, I-I see... You seem like such a nice person, so I was almost hoping... But that's a bit too forward of me, isn't it?

PROBABLY...

[worldlyfool]

[Wait, someone calling him nice? A cute girl calling him nice? Waaait...]

Hold on... I mean, you're not being too forward or anything. I don't mind.

[Especially since this rarely happens. Uh.]

I'm Tohru. Tohru Adachi. And you are, miss... ?

rng gave me 3-19 and i cannot decide who i want so SURPRISE ME

[barrette]

well i mean how could i resist these two locked in a closet

[aurasphere]

[The fact that they were both forced into the closet was one thing, but when he heard an all too familiar click behind them, well... Riley couldn't help but jiggle the doorknob a few times.

Uh.]

... It looks like they decided to lock us in.

[It was just a fun game, hopefully. Nothing too much more than that. Though, it was a small space... which probably wasn't the best in the long run.]

Re: well i mean how could i resist these two locked in a closet

[barrette]

[ its official, she is going to dye Barry's hair green for this ]

They could have picked a bigger closet for it...

[ not that she minds the size since it means she can be closer to Riley! ]

[aurasphere]

I'm sure if there was one, they would have locked us in there instead.

[However, this was probably the closest one. Which, yeah, the size made it so he was close to Dawn, which wasn't bad.

Just you know. It should be interesting. He takes a seat next to her, even in the cramped space.]

At least they managed to give me nice enough company in here. I couldn't really think of anyone better to, er... stay in a closet with.

[It really could've been better in that regard.]

2-17

[withabigsmile]

[There is a great tragedy in the world, one even greater than repeat customers.

It's called the heat. Blue's good at tricking people, but it's not impossible for her to get tricked herself- and scamming an undercover cop on accident was definitely not the way she expected this afternoon to go.

Sure, she could float away and run circles around those silly guys that are actually after her. Sure, she could probably blend right into the crowd with Ditty. But she's growing tired. It's time to switch tactics.]

Yoo-hoo! Anyone home?

[Blue says this, of course, as she slides right through Red's window and into his house. Red sure does have a cozy place, doesn't he?]

[bravefighter]

Whoa!

[Red, meanwhile, was just relaxing. He didn't have anything to stress about, and after a long day of training, he was just relaxing in his room with a nice glass of Moomoo Milk after a shower.

He was leaning back in his chair with his town draped lazily on his head whenever Blue had entered his window, startling him enough to almost knock him off balance, before he managed to get a solid grip on his desk and balancing himself.

... But at least it was just Blue.]

What're you doing here, Blue?

[withabigsmile]

[...Red is good natured, but he's a dummy. It's better not to tell him anything and play it natural.]

I just wanted to drop in on my favorite champion! [That's right, butter him up.] You still have a little time for me, right? ♥

[Look at how cute she is, inviting herself to your house, buttering you up- don't you want to let her crash on your couch for a few hours? Of course you do.]

[bravefighter]

[Yeah.

No.

He's good natured, sure, but he also knows what Blue is like. The fact that she's buttering him up like this is just revealing that there is something to hide, even if Red doesn't know exactly what.]

Uh... yeah, I do. [But he does have time, and she's his friend. Of course he'll help her out.] What's goin' on?