Random (Smut) Scenario Meme

[gage]

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Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

[helpmeowt]

SO do you have anything in particular you'd like to do with tiny cat and huge dragon

[drk]

the only thing that came to mind was this tbh

BUT NO UH. size difference alone is a+ so i'm down for literally anything on the list

[helpmeowt]

OH MY GOD i don't know what i expected that link to be but i should have expected that picture

maybe hook up in that case?

[drk]

it's the best picture for the situation really

and that works for me!! it can always develop into more things later too [chinhands] do you wanna start or should i?

[helpmeowt]

could you? i'm playing tag catch up rn

[drk]

[Yep! Can do.

Eorzea was a fairly big place, but it always managed to make the more interesting people meet one another. There were many adventurers in the world, but this is one of the few that Ganbaatar actually felt some sort of attraction to. Even if only vaguely. He didn't really think too much on these matters, the only one of his big swords that he used was the bladed one.

But something strange stirred in him.

Maybe it was just the atmosphere of the Forgotten Knight, with drinks aplenty, that caused him to be like this... a few of those drinks he had partaken in.

He was never too sure.

... Nor was he sure of how to catch someone's attention, other than staring at them awkwardly from across the room. A man of few words, and a man of fewer manners.]

[helpmeowt]

[ it takes Noara longer than she would like to admit to notice his staring. her guard is down in the Forgotten Knight, surrounded by casual chatter and good booze, so it isn't until she looks up from her drink (is it her third or fourth? she isn't sure) and looks around the room that she spots the towering Au Ra and realizes he's looking right at her.

she tips her head to the side, considering him for a long moment as she stares back at him. he's huge, obviously, and honestly rather attractive, so it doesn't take her long to hold up a hand and beckon him over; she wouldn't mind having some company tonight. ]

[drk]

[He didn't really expect that to work. A sort of shocked look graces his face for a moment, before it returns to the stern, stoic appearance of before. Taking his drink, he moved over to her, like she asked with the wave.

Gods, is she small. It didn't really hit him until he looked down at her and realized just how far down he had to look for her. ... Which in some part, was exciting. Now he just has to say something.]

... Hello.

[Smooth, Gan. What do people normally ask in this situation? Hm...]

Are you here alone?

[helpmeowt]

[ 'that was a cute expression' is her first thought. 'good gods, he's even larger up close' is her second, and Noara looks surprised for a brief second before she composes herself. she had heard Auri men were tall, but this is more than she expected. it's appealing, in a way.

she nudges the other chair at her table out with a foot - an invitation to sit down. ]

I am indeed. You are as well, I take it?

[drk]

[He glances down when the chair is pushed, still weighing his options on if he should get out of this now or not.

... But with the drinks, combined with the fact that he's already here, and faced with an attractive miqo'te girl, that decision is pretty well decided.]

Indeed.

[He takes a seat, which, hilarious enough, still makes him heads taller. It was amusing, somewhat, and much like with her, it was appealing. Though, the main problem he's currently having is trying to start a conversation. He sits there silently for few moments, awkwardly sipping his drink. Hmm.]

I rarely have company when I do drink, though I've been told that it's much more enjoyable if you do.

[helpmeowt]

[ if she finds the silence at all awkward she doesn't show it, aside from shifting in her chair (which, in all honesty, is an unconscious and futile attempt at trying to look less small). ]

It often is, in my experience.

[ she takes a sip of her drink and looks back at his face when she sets her glass down, mismatched eyes gleaming in the dim light. ]

I'm surprised, though. Are your acquaintances not fond of drink?

[drk]

No, I wouldn't say that.

[Some of them are quite fond of it, actually...]

I just find that, often, they would rather be honing their craft or bettering themselves with another weapon, while I'm perfectly fine with the one that I have.

[helpmeowt]

I see.

[ she looks at his sword (which is likely as big as she is or larger) and hums thoughtfully. ]

It suits you well, if I may say so.

[drk]

Because of my size?

[Big sword, big guy. It makes sense, really.]

I have to agree.

[helpmeowt]

Indeed.

[ but it would be funny to see someone this massive brandishing an Arcanist's grimoire.

she takes another small sip of her drink and smiles. ]

I am V'noara, by the by.

[drk]

[It's pretty hilarious. He mimes her, sipping his own drink when she sips his.]

Ganbaatar. [A pause.] Nice to meet you.

[... Before he knocks back the rest of his drink.]

[helpmeowt]

A pleasure, Ganbaatar.

[ she tips her glass at him before following his example and downing what's left of her drink. ]

[drk]

[He chuckles again, at that.]

I didn't expect you to finish it off as well.

[Small cat girl can hold a drink. It's not really surprising, though, knowing miqo'tes.]

... Can I get you another one?

[Trying to be polite... !]

[helpmeowt]

[ when you're from Lominsa, you damn well better be able to hold your drink. ]

You may.

[ she seems almost amused he asked. ]

[drk]

[He's trying his best, okay!

But he nods, before standing up, lumbering over her again, and walking with both tankards back over to the counter to get them refilled, bringing them back shortly after.

... How do you continue to be polite? He sets the drink down silently in front of her, trying to figure that out. Hm.]

Can I... get you anything else?

[Food? He doesn't even know. It almost feels like he works here, with all of these questions.]

[helpmeowt]

Thank you.

[ she laughs softly and not unkindly ]

And nothing but your continued company.

[drk]

[That's something he can give, at least. While he's confused as to why, especially with just how awkward he was with talking, he's not going to complain about an attractive girl talking to him.]

... Alright.

[He'll take a seat in the same spot as before, already starting to work on his drink.]

[helpmeowt]

[ he's cute, that gets him pretty far.

Noara is quiet for a minute, sipping at her drink slowly. ]

Do you live in Ishgard?

[drk]

I suppose for now, yes.

[He has a lot to do here.]

My people are from Othard, but are mostly nomadic. There isn't much of a home to be had for us.

[helpmeowt]

What brought you from Othard?

[ she props her chin up on a the back of her hand ]