Random (Smut) Scenario Meme

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Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys
6. Fail
7. Misc.



Regular
1. First time - One or Both of you are virgins.
2. Wedding Night - You've been waiting for this night forever. Or maybe not.
3. Masturbation - Put some porn on, get your hand ready, and have a good night with a friend.
4. Blow jobs - Sucky sucky, bucky bucky.
5. Penetrative - There's parking in the rear, or drive through the front.
6. Make up Sex - You did something wrong, and you're going to give this person the best night of their lives.
7. Up against the wall - You couldn't wait when they came in the door.
8. In the shower - Fun in the tub is something worth trying at least once.
9. Get away - You're on a romantic get away. Beach? Some snazzy motel? Whatever you'd like!
10. Been awhile - It's been awhile since you've sene each other, so it's time to make up for lost time!
11. Break up sex - This isn't make up sex, it's goodbye sex!
12. Hook up - You don't really love each other, but you are horny and neither of you is bad looking, so...
13. The big night - You've been dating forever (or maybe not!) and it's time to take the next step!
14. Doggy style - Sex from behind.
15. Frottage - You don't always need to penetrate! Sometimes grinding on each other is more than enough.
16. Spooning - Sex while you spoon... perfect way to start the morning!
17. Couch - Fooling around on the couch!
18. Massage and maybe something more - You want to pamper your lover tonight!
19. Candlelit - Wine, soft music, candlelights... maybe there was even a trail leading to the bedroom! Ultimate cheese.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Public
1. At school - Under the bleachers, in the classroom, in the bathroom... maybe even on the principal's desk.
2. Amusement Park - You ran out of things to do? There's privacy on the ferris wheel.
3. In the park - Always a fun time, just stay away from the washrooms.
4. At the mall - Changing rooms = Happy Sexy Time
5. The sex store - How people are not caught having sex in here sometimes, is beyond me
6. Someone else's home - You so dirty. Hope they don't catch... or maybe you do.
10. Hospital - In the bed, in the restroom, maybe you just need a release from anxious waiting for news on that loved one!
11. In the car - The backseat and foggy windows, over the hood... maybe the engine's still going for that extra thrill!
12. In the woods - Camping or on a hike, you though that tree looked mighty friendly.
13. In the restroom - You couldn't wait to get out of the restaurant or wherever you are, so a stall will just have to do.
14. Under the table - Teasing your lover (or being teased in return!) under the table at a restaurant. Hands, mouth, whatever you can think of.
15. Elevator - Getting off while you're going up, you just can't wait and you don't care who might catch you.
16. Back of the club - You can't wait until you get out of this club to get your hands on each other...
17. At a concert - You don't want to miss the show, but you also don't want to pass up the chance to get a little more intimate either.
18. Against a window - Up against a window where anyone looking could see...
19. Putting on a show - Sex in front of people. Maybe you were really drunk at the bar or someone paid for it... maybe you just want to do it for the thrill.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Hardcore
1. Non-Con - They say no, you'll make them say yes.
2. Dub-Con - They may have said yes, but it's going to happen anyways.
3. Bondage - Super tight, hanging from things, unable to move, really hot.
4. Fisting - One, two, three, four, five... and then one again.
5. Blood Play - Red is a really lucky color... not for someone.
6. Power Play - Someone is in charge, and will make sure that the other person isn't. People in power are crazy.
10. cock & ball/pussy torture. Clothes pins, hitting, and anything else you can imagine that can make you hurt oh-so-good.
11. Flogging - Spanking, whipping, flogging, and whatever else you can think of. Someone's been naughty.
12. Orgasm denial - They might want to so bad, beg and plead, but you're not going to let the come yet. Or maybe not at all.
13. Forced orgasms - Either made to come multiple times or roughly brought to orgasm despite any discomfort.
14. Double penetration - Either in two separate holes or the same one. It could be two toys, a penis and a toy, two penises... or the combinations are endless! Either way, you're going to be stuffed full.
15. Ice play - Ice cubes on the skin or even inside to cool you down.
16. Wax play - Wax from candles poured over the skin. Doesn't it burn so good?
17. Fighting - It's like Fight Club... only it ends in dirty, dirty sex.
18. Electrosex - Electrical stimulation to nerves for sexual stimulation, in particular the genitals and nipples.
19. Sensory deprivation - it can make orgasms even stronger!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Roleplay
1. Teacher and Student - Someone needs a better grade.
2. Doctor and Patient - Time to give someone the best bedside treatment they can.
3. Cop and Criminal - Those handcuffs are finally coming in handy.
4. Master and Servant - Those servants have to serve someone. A housewife and butler, rich man and maid... those outfits are hot.
5. Strangers - Oh, you've never met this hot, delicious, naked stranger. Maybe it's time to get acquainted.
6. Enemies - Oh I hate you! Oh but I'll have sex with you anyways!
10. Cowboys - Or cowgirls. Yee-haw!
11. Fireman - or woman. Oh, you're going to be putting out a fire, alright.
12. Pizzaboy - They don't have the money to pay, but you accept other forms of payment, thankfully.
13. Good guy and bad guy - Maybe they're trying to take over the world and the only way to stop the is through hot sex.
14. Vampire and victim - You're going to drink their blood... only probably not.
15. Prostitute - They paid for you.
16. Incest - parent or sibling kink? Go ahead and play it out.
17. Priest - They need to confess to you...
18. Kidnapper - Uh-oh, they got you now! What ever will they do to you?
19. Shy virgin - You're a shy virgin but don't worry, they'll teach you the ropes!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Toys
1. Dildo - Simple, easy to use, and goes in any proper hole.
2. Vibrator - Tiny and portable, it goes everywhere... and works everywhere.
3. Fleshlight - It's like a hole... but not exactly.
4. Strap-on - Girl or guy. Maybe you're wanting one, or wanting a longer one.
5. Cock Ring - Basically, a trolling way to make sure someone can't finish what they started.
6. Anal Beads/Ben Wa Balls - Maybe a dildo isn't good enough. These toys are balls of fun.
10. Fucking machines - Machines with one purpose only, to fuck you senseless. They usually have a dildo attached and speed controls.
11. unusual objects - Cucumbers, candles, or even electric toothbrushes!
12. Clamps - Nipples, labia, clit, penis, there's not limit to what can be clamped in a sexy way!
13. Playing with danger - The handle of a knife, a gun, it's time to walk on the wild side!
14. Dolls - They make some awfully realistic dolls...
15. Sex swing - A suspended seat made specifically for sex.
16. Water - A detachable shower head, jets in a tub, there are a lot of way to be stimulated!
17. Pumps - Pumps can go over the nipples, clit, or on the penis and create a very stimulating amount of suction.
18. Anal plugs - They vibrate, stimulate, or just keep you ready for fun later.
19. Speculum - Want a look inside?
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Fail
1. Can't get it up - For some reason, you can't get hard. Or, if you're a girl, you're just not getting wet.
2. Not in the mood - You don't know what it is, sex just isn't interesting you tonight.
3. Cramp! - Ow, nothing ruins a mood like an ill timed cramp somewhere!
4. Caught - You just got caught by someone and the reaction isn't a good one!
5. You called me what - Dirty talk got out of hand and the other went a step too far!
6. Distraction - You're just distracted by the phone or the TV or a huge project you've got coming up...
10. It's not you - or yeah, maybe it is. You're just not attracted to the other person anymore (or maybe you never were!)
11. Can't get there - Maybe it's the position or something else, but you just can't get to the big finish, no matter how hard you try. Your partner might not have any problem.
12. Injury - Fell and hit your head, knocked something off on you... somehow you injured yourself!
13. Missing item - Where's the lube? The condoms? Ahh, how can we do this?
14. It broke - Uh-oh. The condom just broke...
15. Gross - Your partner got you to do something or suggested something you're just really not into...
16. Too drunk - Whiskey sounded like fun, but now it's having ill effects on your sex life.
17. Five seconds isn't bad! - You came embarrassingly fast...
18. Guilty - You did something wrong, went behind your lover's back, cheated, or something.
19. I'm fine, really - Or not. You're actually injured, but you don't want your lover to see and they definitely would if you took off any clothes.
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Misc.
1. Dirty talk - Most people like a little dirty talk... either you've determined to get your lover off with dirty talk alone or you're just getting them in the mood
2. Threesome - Two is fun, three is better. It's fine to play the third person as an NPC if you don't have a third partner.
3. Can we please... - Can we please have a threesome/try this position/do this? Your lover is trying to convince you to spice things up!
4. Phone sex - You want to get your lover off, but you're not right there with them.
5. Dirty pictures/video - You're making a video or taking some sexy pictures for a private collection.
6. Looking at/Watching porn - Enjoying porn together can bring you closer!
10. Sex drug - You've been given a sex drug and you need to get laid right now.
11. Cheating - You're cheating on your lovers with each other.
12. Voyeurism - You want to watch your lover have sex with someone else or for someone to watch the both of you together.
13. Possessed - Your lover isn't... exactly themselves. Too rough? Too gentle? Maybe they weren't even your lover before this...
14. Genderswitched - One or both of you is the other gender!
15. Glory hole - Stimulation awaits on the other side!
16. Sex club - You're in a club specifically for sex. Relax, have fun, try not to interrupt any orgies!
17. Teasing - Sending dirty texts, whispering things in your lover's ear, or just bending over a little too much, you're determined to drive your lover crazy with teasing.
18. Blackmailed - You were blackmailed into doing this...
19. Webcam/IM - You're cybering!
20. Pick your own - Maybe there's something I forgot, or maybe you want to do multiples. Roll a twenty, and go for it.

Comments

[helpmeowt]

...If you say so.

[ she doesn't believe it was nothing and it likely shows in her tone. ]

[drk]

[Of course she doesn't. He sighs, pinching the bridge of his nose.]

It's the alcohol. That, mixed with regrets in the morning, often is the result of...

[Y'know. He waves his hands in from of him in some vague hand gesture.]

[helpmeowt]

Ah.

[ it's not her fault your excuse was weak!! ]

Speaking from experience?

[drk]

[It's a pretty-much-drunk excuse!!!]

No, nothing of the sort from me. [He's. A good Au Ra!!!]

Like I said, I often drink alone.

[helpmeowt]

[ she hums under her breath ]

Should I take that to mean you would have no interest in sojourning to a room...?

[ JUST. PUTTING THAT OUT THERE IN CASE SHE HAS THE WRONG IDEA ]

[drk]

[That catches him off guard, and an uncharacteristic expression reaches the normally stoic face. His jaw drops slightly.

He didn't realize that was where this was going.]

... I wouldn't say that. [Deep breaths, Gan.] I don't believe that joining you for the night would end with regret.

[Er.]

If that is something you're suggesting.

[helpmeowt]

[ where else would this have been going, honestly?? ]

It is.

[ a beat ]

The spendin' the night bit, not the regret bit.

[ her Lominsan accent slips through for a moment, as it tends to when she's been drinking. ]

[drk]

[It's true.

He chuckles. Not so much at her accent, but at the clarification.]

Of course.

[... Honestly, if anything, the accent made her more attractive.]

... Should we retire to a room, then? Unless you would rather have more to drink.

[helpmeowt]

[ he might not think that if she ever goes full Lominsan and sounds like a pirate. ]

If you're finished with your drink, I'd have a room booked.

[ ...it helps to book in advance when you aren't sure how much drinking you'll be doing. ]

[drk]

[don't kinkshame him.

He quickly guzzles down the rest of his drink, standing and, like before, towers over her. ... Yeah, he's ready.]

Lead the way.

[helpmeowt]

[ that i'd should have just been i, well done me.

she stands as well which only emphasizes the height disparity - to think she's tall for a Miqo'te woman! - and wastes no time collecting her room key from Bamponcet and heading for her room. ]

[drk]

[And he, of course, follows quickly after.

... Even for someone who looks so composed, he sure is nervous. And prepared Even on the way to the room, he starts to undo the straps of his armor, making sure to let the normally long process be quick.

To say he was excited would be an understatement.]

[helpmeowt]

[ truth be told, if it wasn't so damn simple to remove the cloth armor a caster wears, she would be working at the ties herself.

as it is, she's more interested in figuring out which of the rooms hers (theirs?); she spots the number on the door just before passing it and stops short, bracing herself in case he bumps into her. ]

Here we are.

[ Noara unlocks the room and shoves the door open. it creaks loudly and her ears flick - it's not the nicest sound in the world, after all. ]

[drk]

[Thankfully, horns aren't as sensitive as ears. ... At least, to sounds.]

It's quite loud.

[He almost adds "let's hope the bed isn't the same way but. He refrains. While they are about to have sex, being vulgar still isn't something he vocalizes. Thinking it is fun.

Stripping of his armor in the hallway, he held the chest piece with one hand, he would follow her into the room. Pulling his undershirt off and setting it with the armor, he begins to work on his gauntlets and boots. Thankfully, the pants were cloth.]

Was there anything in particular that you... wanted to do? [Gods, he didn't know how to put it.] While we... retire to bed.

[helpmeowt]

[ while he undresses, she locks the door behind them before making quick work of her robes. a few tugs on the ties, a couple buckles undone, and most of it falls to the floor.

she's undoing her boots when he speaks and pauses to consider. ]

Nothing in particular comes to mind.

[ she nudges her boots off and sets them neatly to the side with the rest of her clothes. ]

Is there anything you wish to do?

[drk]

[Ah.

That is a half naked cat in front of him.]

No, nothing comes to mind for me either.

[Other than, gods, he wants this. He doesn't really care how. Setting his boots and gauntlets to the side, he moves to remove the pants as well, and well. He definitely has another big sword, a brief showing of the outline through the smaller boxers, before he moves to the bed to take a seat.]

[helpmeowt]

[ she refrains from making a comment on that outline, though she's tempted to. instead, she tosses her gloves on top of the rest of her clothes, and sets her headgear there as well. ]

Well, we've all night if either of us thinks of something.

[ the floor is surprisingly cold and she almost wishes she had left her socks on for the time being as she walks over to the bed and tugs her hair out of its ponytail. ]

[drk]

That is very true.

[He has a lot of stamina, as well. He's not too sure about hers, but something tells him that he shouldn't underestimate her. With her hair down, she gets another point into the "wow this girl is attractive" tally, but now he's not entirely sure what to do.

Sure, they're at the bed now, but what is he supposed to do? If anything, it was kind of funny that, even with him sitting on the bed, he's almost at the same height as her. It would be fairly easy to pick her up, so that's where he starts, pulling her onto his lap and right against the bulge of his boxers, giving her something warm to focus on instead.]

[helpmeowt]

[ well, she certainly appreciates the warmth, and shifts on his lap to get comfortable, resting her hands on his chest.

his armor had made him look a little broader, she thinks, but not by much, and the scales scattered along his skin look nicer than she might have expected. idly, she wonders if they feel cool to the touch and leans up to kiss him. ]

[drk]

[They are definitely cooler than his chest. The kiss just sends a new rush of warmth into his body, his chest rising as his lips make contact with hers. His own hands move down the small of her back, brushing against near the base of her tail.

Exploring her body has other reactions as well. The dark, soft skin is traced along by his fingertips, while the bulge in his lap grows even more warm and more solid, pressing against even softer thighs.]

[helpmeowt]

[ when his hands wander near her tail, it starts to swish and she she shifts again. neither the tail or the base of it are very sensitive, but it's also not something other people are usually allowed to touch.

moving her hands up, she traces along the edge of the scales near his collarbone, then presses closer to him with a soft sound. ]

[drk]

[The scale is a little rough, but somehow soft at the same time. The sound turns something on in him, continuing to grow under her, while his hands slid and instead touched her backside, his hands holding the flesh that was there.

His tongue moves to poke out against her lips, taking in the taste of alcohol that was just there.]

[helpmeowt]

[ she parts her lips readily, kissing him with more fervor, and keeps drawing her hands along his skin. first his shoulders, then along his upper arms and back up to his neck.

she keeps her touch light but not timid and makes another quiet sound of approval when his hands settle on her ass. ]

[drk]

[His tongue rubs against hers eagerly, hands squeezing at her ass when he both feels the hands roam and hears the sound that she makes against his lips

His dick, settling at a firmness, just throbs and twitches against her thigh, through is boxers. It... was definitely big, that's for sure. Even when flacid it was fairly long.

... Have fun with that, V'noara.]

I THOUGHT I TAGGED THIS A WEEK AGO... this is why you make sure you hit post comment

[helpmeowt]

[ she's only a little surprised when she realizes the size; he's a huge man, after all. it sends thrill through her all the same, a shiver he'll likely notice.

without pausing, she slips one of her hands between them, slowly moving down his chest until she reaches his boxers. it takes a little shifting to go further with how close they are, but she presses her hand against his dick through the fabric. ]