BLUE OAK

[toplevel]

Blue Oak
cv: ???

Played at: N/A
Strength: ■■■■□

Comments

[toplevel]

Yep.

What, that too complicated for ya?

[pokeboy]

No! [ COME ON LET HIM HAVE IT BACK. ] Why's technology so weird in the future? Why do I want to touch a screen for?

[toplevel]

[Fine fine, take it.]

Cause it's easier than typing away at a bunch of tiny keys?

[pokeboy]

What's wrong with buttons? They worked fine to me.

[toplevel]

You're doing a real good job of sounding like some fogey, you know. You sure you're a kid?

[pokeboy]

Sorry I don't think taking away buttons is so cool.

[ if it helps, he is likely tapping at the screen like a grumpy old guy. THIS THING IS DUMB AND STUPID. ]

This looks like a toy.

[toplevel]

Wellllll... it's not. It's the latest and greatest in electronics. All of 'em are like this lately.

Hell, Kalos even has holograms.

[pokeboy]

[ Red would be impressed by holograms if he hadn't reached the stage of 'the future is really silly'. Here, he's even going to hold out the dex back to Blue without even getting anywhere on it. ]

I'll stick with my pokédex, thanks. Kalos can stay weird with its ghost shields and holograms and no buttons.

[toplevel]

You're the weird one, y'know. You're gonna have to get with the times sometime, gramps.

[pokeboy]

Not for another three years I don't!

[toplevel]

Wouldn't it just be easier to get used to it now?

[pokeboy]

What good is that going to do? It's not going to exist when I get back.

[toplevel]

Still pays off to be prepared. Plus hey, if you take something like this back with you, you could probably end up handing it over and furthering technology even further. It'd be pretty cool to see what else we could get.

[pokeboy]

..........


No.

[ Just no. ]

[toplevel]

Why no? I mean, you could start a robot uprising or something.

[pokeboy]

There's no way you're older than me. Are you five?

[toplevel]

Wha-- you little brat!

[Wow!!]

Do you know how many people would kill for the chance to do something like that?

[pokeboy]

Yeah. All of them are five years old too.

[ Heheheh. ]

That's so stupid, Blue.

[toplevel]

At least I don't act like some grandpa or something.

[He hunches over, his hand on his lower back, taking up the typical "old man" accent.]

Back in my day, we didn't use touch screens. We just had good old fashioned buttons.

[pokeboy]

Uh huh, and we wanted an army of robots so we went back into the past and told people about holograms and and touch screens and it changed the whoooole wide world.

[toplevel]

It's not even just about the robots! Even just the technology leap is amazing!

[pokeboy]

The whooole wiiide wooorld, Blue! [ Yep, raising his voice over you like a brat. Come here giggling Pikachu, come into his arms and onto his shoulder. ] Next we'll be in space.

[toplevel]

Yeah? And imagine all the pokémon that're out there. I mean, we've already got Deoxys. Clefairy have that whole rumor behind 'em too.

[pokeboy]

Do you know what a loser you sound like Blue? 'Cause you do. [ And Red looks around, sticking his hands into his pockets. ] Are you going to make us stand out here all day?

[toplevel]

I sound like someone who's in too deep with Grandpa.

[Too many Pokedex entries.]

Where else're we supposed to go?